omfg, brb getting a balloon
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
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Teacher: "I expect you all to do really well on the test on Monday. You have ALL weekend to study."
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Us:
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My views on sexuality
- If you’re gay, that’s cool
- If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
- If you’re asexual, that’s cool
- If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
- If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
- If you’re straight, that’s cool
- If you’re not sure, that’s cool
- If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
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